Breaking News: "Go Lick the World" Debuts as Unique News App

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment to Irish dignitaries. This gaffe inspired the creation of "Go Lick The World," a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play.

This clicker game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with addictive gameplay. Your objective? Virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). A rotating 3D Earth, orbited by various objects, is your target. Each tap earns points, leading to leaderboard supremacy.

Boost your score and unlock achievements by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane). On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game's quirky charm extends to its daily rotating items: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (including a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are obtained through rewarded ads. A recent update even added a prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but offers in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and acquire a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update features trucker hats representing different political viewpoints and, notably, Trump's hair.