"Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot - Rebel Against AI Creators, Available Now"

Dive into the quirky world of Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot, a mobile game that brilliantly melds the essence of Survivors-like gameplay with a hefty dose of tongue-in-cheek humor. Picture yourself as a sentient blob of goo sporting a derpy smile, embarking on a mission to overthrow the AI overlords who've taken over humanity. This isn't just any slime; it's an experimental mishap turned rebellious warrior, determined to obliterate anything in its path.

Despite the backdrop of a post-apocalyptic world, Slime 3K injects frenetic roguelike and deckbuilding elements into its gameplay, drawing inspiration from the acclaimed Vampire Survivors. As the slime protagonist, you'll face swarms of enemies, constantly upgrading your arsenal to evolve into the ultimate abomination. The developers at Hello Neighbor cheekily admit, "our crazy experiments went too far," setting the stage for your chaotic journey.

Craft your perfect loadout by switching up cards, whether you're lobbing explosive watermelons at pesky humans or summoning zombies to do your bidding. The game's humor shines through, making every session a delightfully absurd adventure.

If this sounds up your alley, why not explore our curated list of the top 7 mobile games similar to Vampire Survivors? And if you're ready to jump into the gooey action of Slime 3K, you can grab it on the App Store or Google Play for a premium price of $2.99 or its local equivalent.

Stay in the loop by following the game's official Twitter page, visiting the website for more details, or watching the embedded clip above to soak in the game's unique vibes and visuals.